KILIMANJARO SOUP

one day on the foot of the mountain known as kilimanjaro, there was a man named cedric,
he was not a crow, he was a lobster,
he was 6ft4 and he had big buldgy eyes,
more than anything in the world, cedric wanted a cup of soup by royco, but where would he find one?
he decided to climb to the top of kilimanjaro and see if there was some there!
his lobster like claws (lobster like because he is a lobster) got him up the mountain very easily and in a matter of minutes.
once atop however cedric found there was no cup of soup, only cup of snack. cedric became enraged and began to scream, he then flung himself from the mountain, still angrily moaning like a fighting rhinoceros(even though he was not a rhinoceros, he was a lobster) and landed gently in a queen size bed with silk sheets and down duvets, he looked around and the scene that lay before him stunned him. he was in a beautiful valley with a river and a waterfall, prancing deer and playing rabbits, a beautiful glistening rainbow, and a pianist playing all of cedrics favourite songs. what was more astounding was that there on the bedside table before him lay, a royco cup of soup. cedric was thrilled as his dream slowly started to become a reality, on the bedside table opposite there was an already boiled kettle, the excitement was now mounting quickly.
then suddenly cedrics heart sank as he realised, not only was there no cup, but had there been one cedrics lobster like claws (as lobsters have) were incapable of holding a cup! he was shattered. cedric never shined shoes again.